Monday, June 30, 2008

Normal Blog Stuff

Ok. Now ive decided that i should post something that some people will actually comment on.
Ok the other week I backpacked 50 miles of the appalation trail. 50 freaking miles going up and down, up and down. but the best part of it was when we where waiting at the end of the trail for our ride to get us.
We had to wait a couple of hours so we threw our packs in a pile, Threw off our nasty boots, and kicked back. An hour or two passed before my freind Austin's Sister called him on his cell, sharing the joyful news: Hillary Clinton Had dropped out! Well its a long introduction but the point is that hillary totally well...sucked! Not many people know this but she secretly wanted to enslave mankind. She was going to nuke Japan *gasp!* and use that as an example to china to make the chinese pay taxes to her, her. not the U.S., HER. she'll make some law that makes her the president forever. she would nuetralize the senate and eventualy go live with aliens.
A little on her history. In 1925 a horrible science experiment was conducted on the meanest girl they could find. and guess who they found.That's right little 5 year old hillary clinton. She had apparently been the most evil girl u can imagine. She Burnt down buildings, she threw little dolls of roofs, A door to door salesman was said to knock on her door....he never came back.
Well the science experiment was to see if they could make someone smarter and more devios than anyone ever before. well guess what,
IT WORKED
onley not onley do that....she turned into....A VAMPIRE! And not even one of those pretty ones in the books She was horribly ugly....and she liked. it!!!
Oh, and have u ever heard her laugh? No? Well thats because she hides her evil laugh...It''s like this...MWA HAHAHAH HEHE MAAAA!!!


IF u want to know anything else about her just ask. :)

1 comment:

Jaden said...

oh my gosh so like hillary is like 87 *gasp*.

lol